Dean Clough

December 26, 2021

Portico Darwin: 2021 Darwin Award Winners Special Edition

Without further ado and in response to the clamoring from so very many, here's who will be taking home a Portico on January 8th.  A reminder that the winner must be present to claim their award - if a winner is not present, I will arbitrarily assign their Portico elsewhere.  But who wouldn't show?
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Airbnb, Etc. Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to:  The Cove House!


Hotel Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to:  Arizona Biltmore!

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Car Of The Year Nominees
  • 2019 Range Rover Evoque (Highlands Ranch Resort, Mineral, CA)
  • 2020 Lexus LC500 Convertible (Cavallo Point Hotel)
  • Late Model Buick Envision (Dr. Davis Fladgate, Southern NM/West TX)
  • C4 Chevrolet Corvette (Andy Jones, Oceanside)
  • 300K Mile Acura 3.0CL (Biff Fladgate, Santa Fe)

And The Portico goes to:  the 2020 Lexus LC500!
National Park Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to:  Rocky Mountain National Park!

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Restaurant Meal Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to:  Matsuhisa!

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TV Show Of The Year Nominees
  • White Lotus, HBO
  • Independent Lens, PBS
  • Real Time with Bill Maher, HBO
  • Succession, HBO
  • GPS with Fareed Zacharia, CNN

And The Portico goes to:  White Lotus, HBO!

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Movie Of The Year Nominees
  • No Time to Die
  • Dune
  • Songs For While I'm Away

And The Portico goes to:  No Time to Die!

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Album Of The Year Nominees
  • My Morning Jacket, My Morning Jacket
  • When You See Yourself, Kings of Leon
  • Sweep It Into Space, Dinosaur Jr
  • Power Up, AC/DC
  • III, Paul McCartney

And The Portico goes to:  When You See Yourself, Kings of Leon

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Song Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to: "Waves Within", Santana!

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Trip Of The Year Nominees

And The Portico goes to:  Santa Fe!


Rookie Of The Year Nominees
  • Louie the Puppy (Andrew Whistler and Laura Gonzalez)
  • Jaxson the Baby (Andy Jones and Libby Baines Jones)
  • Brutus the Puppy (Kevin Monza)
  • Charlie & Posey the Kittens (Professor Howard Blum Esq.)

And The Portico goes to:  Jaxson the Baby (Andy Jones and Libby Baines Jones)!

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We're looking forward to toasting the winners (and even the losers) on January 8th!

A belated Merry Christmas and much love from Los Angeles.

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